Age of Empires IEdit

All Taunts in Age of Empires I.

Age of Empires IIEdit

All Taunts in Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings and the Conquerors expansion.

Number Result
1 Yes.
2 No.
3 Food please.
4 Wood please.
5 Gold please.
6 Stone please.
7 Ahh!
8 All hail, king of the loosers!
9 Ooh!
10 I'll beat you back to Age of Empires.
11 (Herb laugh)
12 Ah! Being rushed.
13 Sure, blame it on your ISP.
14 Start the game already!
15 Don't point that thing at me!
16 Enemy sighted!
17 It is good to be the king.
18 Monk! I need a monk!
19 Long time, no siege.
20 My granny could scrap better than that.
21 Nice town, I'll take it.
22 Quit touching me!
23 Raiding party!
24 Dadgun
25 Eh, smite me.
26 The wonder, the wonder, the... no!
27 You played two hours to die like this?
28 Yeah, well, you should see the other guy.
29 Roggan.
30 Wololo
31 Attack an enemy now.
32 Cease creating extra villagers.
33 Create extra villagers.
34 Build a navy.
35 Stop building a navy.
36 Wait for my signal to attack.
37 Build a wonder.
38 Give me your extra resources.
39 (Ally sound)
40 (Enemy sound)
41 (Neutral sound)
42 What age are you in?

Age of Empires IIIEdit

All Taunts in Age of Empires III. In order to enter a taunt, the player must simply type the number reference of the taunt. After typing in the number, the message will be sent as "Taunt #", where # is the taunt number reference.

Number Result
1 Yes.
2 No.
3 I need food.
4 I need wood.
5 I need coin.
6 Do you have extra resources?
7 I have extra food.
8 I have extra wood.
9 I have extra coin.
10 Meet here.
11 Are you ready?
12 I need help!
13 Attack now!
14 Upgrade your trade route.
15 Wololo
16 I'm in your base, killing your dudes
17 Check in your wallet, that's me on the dollar bill.
18 I believe that makes me your daddy.
19 El-Oh-El, I am R-Oh-Tee-Eff-El (Laugh out Loud, I am Rolling on the Floor Laughing)
20 Aren't you becoming quite the little problem.
21 (Laughter)
22 This will give me cred, street cred!
23 Ey, shut yer pie hole!
24 I'll take that trade.

Taunts introduced in the Asian Dynasties and Warchiefs expansions.

25 You sit on the computer all day playing, you know nothing of hard life.
26 Really? Such a noob.
27 Ask not for whom the timer ticks, it ticks, for thee.
28 (Mock French Laughter)
29 Check in your pocket, the quarter is me too.
30 Where is my mother?
31 (British charge bungle call)
32 Believe it little boy!
33 Zing!

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